Wisdom from Mr. Fob

Whenever you have to choose between doing it now and doing it later, just let someone else do it.

S-Boogie's Wisdom

"Life* is kinda like Corn Chex."

Really, I can't think of an apter metaphor.









*The cereal, that is. But still.

Deep Thoughts about Sir Elton

• Did you know that Elton John used to be a Rolling Stone? He says so in "Philadelphia Freedom."
• Speaking of "Philadelphia Freedom," I find it a kind of funny thing for him to sing about. Silly Brit, freedom is for Americans!
• I find it obscenely funny that the chorus of "Island Girl" sounds like "I like girls! I like girls!"
  
• Okay, maybe not obscenely funny, but pretty darn funny.
  
• Sir Elton does a pretty decent cover of that Ewan McGregor song from Moulin Rouge!, but he's got the tempo all wrong.
  

More Deep Thoughts With Master Fob

As I was in the bathroom just now, Little Dude sleeping snugly in the sling/pouch thingee that hangs over my tummy, it occurred to me: "Now I know why men don't get pregnant. It's hard to aim when you can't see what you're doing."